Plane Ride

Ok, I was just kidding. Haha. Don't worry about me. I made it to China and it is awesome! Since I am horrible at keeping long stories short, in fact I am quite amazing at making short stories long, I will try to break it up into sub-stories to make my blog more readable. Here's the story about the plane ride: It was shorter than expected. I miscalculated the time difference and thought it was a 6 hour flight and a 17 hour flight. The second one was only 11 hours so that was a nice surprise. The first plane was real nice. I got to listen to the Britany Spears CD and watch Jerry McGuire. I figured the second one, being the 11 hour one would be even nicer. It was dingy and old. There was a 2 year old girl next to me eating seaweed. WTF